PRE-ORDER - Creamy Green Sauce

🚚 PRE-ORDER: Ships starting end of April!

Meet your new obsession. Take a blonde home, you won’t regret it!

This isn’t just a sauce… it’s the sauce you’ll start putting on everything!! 

Blondes Who Eat Creamy Green Sauce delivers the perfect balance of rich, smooth texture and fresh, zesty flavor with just the right kick of medium heat. Made with avocado oil for a clean, crave worthy finish, this sauce brings bold flavor without overpowering your food.

Why You’ll Love It

• 🌿 Creamy, not heavy – smooth texture that elevates every bite
• 🔥 Medium heat – made with fresh jalapeños & serrano peppers, it offers a gentle kick that builds
• 🥑 Made with avocado oil – clean, high quality fats
• 💚 Fresh, vibrant taste – herby, tangy perfection

Put It On Everything

Drizzle it. Dip it. Smother it.

• Tacos, burritos, and quesadillas
• Grilled chicken, steak, or shrimp
• Eggs, breakfast bowls, and avocado toast
• Roasted veggies or salads
• Fries, wraps, and sandwiches

The Flavor Profile

Think creamy jalapeño meets fresh herb salsa, with a smooth, slightly tangy finish and a satisfying medium heat that keeps you coming back for more.

Net Weight: 12 fl oz (355 mL)

Once you try it… plain food just won’t hit the same!